"Well, come on. Speak up! What were you two up to?" Taz asked again.

     Amber looked down at the floor blushing from head to toe. She tried to readjust her shirt, but decided it was usless. Nick had ripped a huge tear in it when he had tried to get it off her. "Um we were making sure that the washer and dyer worked." She said in a half mumble.

     Jenn started to rock back and forth from her position on the floor, sitting up against the wall, still rubbing at her eyes and tugging on her hair, "That is NOT what I saw!" She cried out. "It's going to take a bottle of Jagger just to get that image out of my head for tonight, not to mention my memory!"

     Kara and AJ fell on the staircase laughing, "Nick you sly dog!"AJ bellowed as he clapped his hands together, "How the hell did you end up in the laundry room?"

     Nick smiled in the embarassment but the inner 'teen boy' got the best of him, "Well, it kind of started in the kitchen."

     "WHAT?! NOT MY KITCHEN!" Jenn shrieked.

     "BUT- I stopped him. It's wasn't easy but I did. I know you would kill us if we did," Amber tried to reassure her and went out to place her hand on Jenn's shoulder but Jenn flinched away, and stood up.

     "Anyway, somehow she managed to get me out of the kitchen and she tried to get away. And I chased her into the room. It was my idea to turn on the washer." Nick said, seeming very proud of himself.

     Taz, finally managing to compose herself enough to speak without laughing asked, "So you to a couple or just sack-pals?"

     Howie looked perplexed, "Sack-pals?"

     "Sack pals... friends with benifits, friendly fucks, fuck buddies--" Jenn rattled off as she pulled her hair up in a messy ponytail high on top of her head.

     "We get the point Sin." Amber groaned in regret. She still couldn't believe that they got caught. Talk about humiliating, but damn was it fun and so worth it. Nick seemed to be thinking the same thing as he wrapped an arm around her waist and kissed her neck.

     "So, what are we?" He asked.

     Turning toward him, Amber wrapped her arms around his neck. "What do you wanna be?"

     Kara rolled her eyes, "Fuck the cat and mouse game. You're together. There I decided!"

     Nick bite the inner part of his lip, "Fuck off."

     "Seems that you guys are already ahead of us there," Howie snickered, recieving a high-five from AJ and Kara.

     A blush rose to Amber's face, "Aren't you guys suppose to be getting ready?"

     Taz looked down at her watch, "I think we can sacrafice 10 minutes more to embarass the hell outta you two."

     Heading down the hall Jenn shook her head, "Ya'll are a load of Fuckwits. I am gonna need a ton of liquor and a good amount of serious sex to forget those images."

     "Well from what we have gathered there was already a good amount of sex going on in here." Kara snorted and gave Taz a high five.

     Turning beat red, Amber flipped her two friends off, "Ya know in the words of Sin, take a left at 'Fuck Off', go straight through 'Up Your Ass' and if you hit 'Bite Me' ya went too far." she smiled curtly and headed down the hall in the opposite direction of Jenn, toward the patio. Nick looked from the group to Amber then shruged.

     "Gotta go after her, she's my booty call." He joked as he headed after her.

     AJ, Howie, Kara and Taz doubled over laughing once again. Kara looked around them and noticed that Jenn was not there. "Yo, where did Sin go?"

     AJ looked up from his sprawled position on the stairs, "Yeah where is she?"

     Taz jumped off the stairs and headed down the hallway. "Let's go find her." She suggested as the others followed her. As they made it to the last door in the side hallway they came apon Jenn's master bedroom. Taz looked at the other three and placed her finger over her lips as she slowly opened the door. "BOO!" She shouted at Jenn who in her new pants and was adjusting her new bra.

     "FUCK!" Jenn screamed as she fell backwards onto the floor, landing on her ass, "You FUCKWITS!" She shreicked at them as they all doubled over laughing at her. She stood up and threw a pillow at them from off her bed. "Ya'll suck, ya know that!"

      Taz mimiced Jenn's accent, "Ya'll suck, ya know that!"

     "Oh fuck off, An' get outta my room!" Jenn snapped as she pushed the crew out. Slamming the door behind them.

     Kara fell to the floor in a fit of laughter, "Pissing her off just never gets old."

     "Hell no, it's the best." Laughed Taz.

     Amber and Nick came hurrying down the hallway just as Jenn walked back out of her bedroom, half dressed in the gangster outfit. "What is going on here?" Amber asked.

     "These fuckwits fuckin' scared the shit out of me!" Jenn barked as she buttoned the bottom 2 buttons on her shirt. "Now come on ya asses, get up so we can get dressed and ready to go. The guys can get dressed upstairs, however the girls in my room, Lish included."

     "Hey, why does Amber have to go with?" Nick asked as the girls headed into Jenn's room.

     "So we can talk about you. Ya know the standard stuff, length, width, preformance, endurance, techniques. You know, stuff, " Jenn said with a smug look on her face as she closed the door after all the girls entered.

     AJ came up behind Nick who stood dumbfounded looking at the master bedroom door, "Oh, harsh man. Hope ya did well." He said as he pulled Nick down the hall towards the staircase.

     "You don't think that they will seriously talk about that stuff, will they?" Nick asked uneasily as they headed up the stairs.

     Howie shrugged with a half smile, "I hate to say it but girls chat more about sex then men half the time."

     "Ooh man." Nick groaned as the boys went into a bedroom, "I am so hoping that Amber isn't going to talk too much."

     "Why, Nick? Didn't ya 'stick the landing'?" AJ asked recieving an evil glare from Nick. "Oh, like I am scared of you blondie."

     Closing the door behind her, Jenn glared at Taz and Kara, "Frack, Freak, what the fuck!" Where the first things to come out of her mouth as she pushed her self away from the door and went to find the suspenders for her outfit.

     "Your sounding like BK." Kara chuckled.

     "Don't fucking go there." Jenn growled as she looked up at Kara while hooking on the suspenders.

     Trying to look as innocent as possible, Kara and Taz looked at eachother then at Sin and batted thier lashes, "We lllllllluuuuuuvvvvvvsssssss you!" They said at the same time.

     Rolling her eyes Jenn shifted her attention to Amber, "Okay Lish, dish it up."

     "Hmm? I have nooooo idea what you are talking about." Amber said in a coy voice while a naughty lil grin formed on her lips.

     "Oh, please. You are so full of it! Sin's gonna piss her self stupid just to get that image of you and Nick ridin' on the washer outta her head. Come on, now. Cough it up!" Kara demanded as she changed into her outfit.

     Amber just sat on the bed with her head bowed, the grin on her face grew, "It was .... AMAZING! And on top of a washer was even more so!" She squeled out loud.

     Sitting on the bed next to her, Taz bounced up and down as she buttoned up her shirt, "Details woman! Size, moves, everything!"

     "You guys make it sound like he is up for an Olympic medal." Amber laughed.

     "Well, come on spill it!" Kara demanded.

     "Okay, well, he's is very well endowed." Amber started off as the 3 girls leaned in hanging on every word.