"Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never
tried before."
"You know, the world doesn't revolve around me, but
hey, everyone else seems to think so."
"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone
in mind to blame."
"Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon."
"To all you virgins...thanks for nothin."
"If your going to do something wrong...at least enjoy
it."
"I have an oral fixation... with other people's mouths"
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in
the dark cause children."
"5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's
an amusement park."
"Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time."
"I DON'T DO ONE NIGHT STANDS! (because if you put out,
I'm coming back!)"
"I happen to enjoy my destructive habits... thank you."
"I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception
problem."
"If I wanted your lip service... I would unzip my pants."
